1 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,320 No lady is more beautiful, 2 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,520 than the wife of the neighour! 3 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,360 Meaning... no woman is more beautiful than the neighbor’s wife. 4 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,959 Since the dawn of time, men’s bodies and lives 5 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,759 have gone through countless changes. 6 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,680 But one truth... 7 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,920 has remained the same through four ages, 8 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,560 and shows no sign of changing. 9 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,439 That is, for every man, 10 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,559 more than his own wife, 11 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,399 the neighbor’s wife always seems 12 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,520 more charming, more intoxicating. 13 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,399 And the moment he sees her... 14 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,999 his senses simply abandon him. 15 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,760 Since ancient times, this tradition has carried on... 16 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:46,039 and in today’s Kalyug, it is kept alive with utter devotion 17 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:50,160 by our two very special residents of Modern Colony, Kanpur. 18 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,080 Good morning Tiwari ji. 19 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,640 Good morning Bhabhuti ji. 20 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,880 What happened? No milk in your pot today? 21 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,160 Actually, the milkman ran out of milk. 22 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:37,680 Oh... 23 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,480 So I thought, maybe Bhabhi ji could spare a little... 24 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,040 milk... 25 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:42,880 What? 26 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,240 I mean, you get 4–5 kilos of milk every day. 27 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,800 If Bhabhi ji could give me just half a kilo... 28 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,680 Of course, why not? 29 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,799 After all, neighbors should help each other. 30 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,199 Hmm Just imagine, we ran out of sugar at home. 31 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:55,759 Oh... 32 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,920 So I thought of borrowing... 33 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,840 a little sweetness from Bhabhi ji. 34 00:04:59,480 --> 00:04:59,960 What? 35 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,280 I meant sugar... 36 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,360 Why not? 37 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,080 - Stupid... - Moron... 38 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,600 - Are you home Bhabi ji? - Are you home Bhabi ji? 39 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,840 - Tiwari ji I’m in the lawn... - Bharbhuti ji I’m here... 40 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,560 Mommy, the damn pot just toppled! 41 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,120 Oh my! 42 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,400 Tiwari ji... 43 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,440 Come here... 44 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,280 Why are you standing there? 45 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,760 Hello Bharbhuti ji... What brought you here? 46 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,440 Your love Bhabi ji... 47 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:18,840 Sorry, what? 48 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,160 Nothing Bhabi ji. It’s just that... 49 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,320 I needed some milk... 50 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,440 Bhabi ji I was looking at your... 51 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:31,800 I mean... I... I was looking at you doing Yoga... 52 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:37,160 Tiwari ji, Yoga keeps your body agile. 53 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,960 Yeah... And watching you do yoga, 54 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,039 keeps my eyes energized... 55 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,039 Tiwari ji... 56 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:43,920 Bhabi ji what’s wrong? 57 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,880 Why do I see sadness on your beautiful face? 58 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,600 What do I tell you, Barbhuti ji? 59 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,720 I am totally set! 60 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,920 Bhabi ji you keep saying that but you never are. 61 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:55,800 Sorry what? 62 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,760 I mean you want to say you’re upset. 63 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,440 That’s right! - Yes. 64 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,040 Yoga is a good exercise... 65 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,240 Is it? - Yes. 66 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,840 Well in that case, join me. 67 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,000 Let’s do yoga together. 68 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,680 Oh yeah! Why not? With pleasure! 69 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,560 One moment. 70 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,439 Yes Bhabi ji... - Wait a minute... 71 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,480 Yes. - Before we start, 72 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,040 Yeah? 73 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,280 Let me introduce you to my kids. 74 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:15,920 When did this happen? 75 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,320 Come on Tiwari ji! 76 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,200 My plants... 77 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,000 Ohh! 78 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:19,600 Look. 79 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:24,160 This is Sonu, Bittu, Rani, Anushka, Neelam and Radha! 80 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,160 Kids, say hello to uncle... 81 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,960 Hello kids! Hello! How are you? 82 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,200 You know what happened yesterday? - No. 83 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,840 Laddu ke Bhaiya and I were walking after dinner. 84 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,320 Okay. - Suddenly a goon came, 85 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,400 and started teasing me. 86 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,440 So Laddu ke Bhaiya must have beaten him up? 87 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:44,640 No... 88 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,680 In stead he held my hand and said, 89 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,240 Pagli let’s go home quickly. 90 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,840 I’ve got gas. 91 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,640 Make me tea. I need to clear my stomach. 92 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,200 Tiwari ji, breathe in... 93 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,200 Breathe out... 94 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,440 Bhabi ji, why did you marry this coward? 95 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,200 What kind of man can’t protect his wife? 96 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,760 Bhabi ji. Do one thing, 97 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:07,960 Dump him! 98 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,440 and hold onto me. 99 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,880 Oh god! Don’t say that. 100 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,320 He’s my husband. 101 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,880 He’s not a husband. He’s a howlet! 102 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,560 Tiwari ji now stretch. 103 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 See how I’m doing it. 104 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,760 Like this. 105 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Stretch... 106 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,560 OH MY GOD! 107 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,480 Can I tell you something else? 108 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,160 Please do. 109 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,120 I heard about this temple, 110 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,640 It’s in Uttarakhand. - Okay. 111 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,160 Temple of Baba Lakkadnath. 112 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,440 They say that if a married woman 113 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,920 does a full circle of that temple, 114 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:49,600 her husband becomes very powerful and brave. 115 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,080 I was thinking of visiting that temple. 116 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,040 But how do I go there? 117 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,480 But I can’t tell Laddu ke Bhaiya. It has to be a secret. 118 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,720 I’ll take you there. We’ll elope. 119 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,760 What did you say? - Bhabi ji, 120 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,640 You get ready. I’ll arrange the car. 121 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:21,880 Stay blessed. 122 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,200 Dada ji, greetings. - Grab digestive powder for me. 123 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,440 Stay blessed. - It’s okay. It’s okay. 124 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,240 MY LORD! 125 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,240 HEY HEY! 126 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,000 Who the hell are you? 127 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,840 Stay away or I’ll shoot you. 128 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:54,880 No no no... 129 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,320 My lord, Gajjan Pandey has sent us. 130 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,879 How do you know him? 131 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,120 We came with his recommendation. 132 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,440 Just lend us your taxi for 12 hours... 133 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,720 I never say no to him. 134 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,440 But what can I do, every car is booked. 135 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,560 There’s one car... 136 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,160 But it’s very special... 137 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,360 - Hmm. - Okay 138 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:25,800 Very precious. 139 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,520 Close to my heart... 140 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,200 Hmm... 141 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:32,960 My Bua ji. 142 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,240 But... We just saw her leaving. 143 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,800 That’s her daughter-in-law! 144 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:38,760 Then who’s Bua ji? 145 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,039 Drive properly you moron. 146 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,119 Zip it, loser. You think you can teach me? 147 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,119 Come madam, please come! 148 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:09,760 Come. 149 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,240 This wasn’t necessary, madam... - Why? 150 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,360 Actually we need it. 151 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,360 Keep coming back! - Yes. 152 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,799 Wherever you want... Hey... 153 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:20,920 Can’t see a single taxi here! All pauper prince! 154 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,319 Wasn’t necessary... 155 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,600 - What are these two doing here? - Royalty runs in my blood. I’m from Rampur. 156 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,239 Oh really? Shove your royalty in your... 157 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,840 Here’s your fifty. Out of five hundred... Hey who’s that? 158 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,879 Where’d you lads dig up this vintage aunty from? 159 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,440 Mind you language... 160 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,240 We didn’t dig her up, we’re driving our own car, okay? 161 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,520 We have rented it for 12 hours. 162 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,520 We are running business of ecs-taxi! 163 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,040 We’ve got no change. 164 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,720 I am giving all of it. 165 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,759 Then hop in, boss. 166 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,400 We’ll drop you wherever you say... - No no no... 167 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,600 I don’t want your faces inside the car. 168 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,280 I’ll take her to Uttakhand alone and will get her back alone. 169 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,320 What nonsense! 170 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,000 Have you gone mad? 171 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,120 Look it’s a lot of money! 172 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,280 Lot of money? And what about Bua ji? - Bua... 173 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,440 It's been a while. Bhaiya hasn’t come out yet. 174 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,960 What if the operation failed? 175 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,760 SHUT UP! 176 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,960 I can tolerate failing myself. 177 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,120 But I’ll never accept failure for Bhaiya... 178 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,040 Today his happiness... his life will return. 179 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,080 If today his hair transplant fails, 180 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,800 I’ll burn the whole city down. 181 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,440 Wow! 182 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,080 - Bhaiya... - Yeah? 183 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:59,200 On this barren field of your scalp diabetes had eaten the roots. 184 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,680 But this farmer toiled hard - sowed seeds and, 185 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,200 made it fertile again. See? 186 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,760 No matter how much you stop Juliet, 187 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,280 - to meet Romeo, she will still go to the forest. 188 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,440 I think your crop will die, before the harvest! 189 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,880 No no no, what are you saying? 190 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,360 Let me show you a demo. 191 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,960 Wardboy Tina... 192 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,840 Demo... 193 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,280 Wow, lifting dumbbells with hair now! 194 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,680 See Bhaiya! 195 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,640 This too grew from the same scalp-field! 196 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:34,840 Look! 197 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,520 Today, an age-old dream has come true chhote. 198 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,920 Remember bhaiya? 199 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,360 Ramprakash uncle had a jingle for you. 200 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,280 All man... No mane! 201 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,600 Let it... 202 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,119 Let it go Chhote. 203 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,280 I won’t Bhaiya! That... 204 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,920 Remember Ativeer Mausa’s son-in-law? 205 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,240 He’d often ask, 206 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720 “Where do you roll your rotis? 207 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,120 on the rolling board or rolling bald?” - Let it go chhote. Forget the past. 208 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,480 Today the years of pain have ended. 209 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,080 Look! New hair! 210 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,120 A new life begins today! 211 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,360 YOU... 212 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,160 Chhote... Hey... Chhote... 213 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,640 Chhote... Chhote... - YOU MORON... 214 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,240 Chhote... No.. It’s okay... 215 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,239 - Chhote... Come sit... - Baba ... Baba... 216 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,360 Kranti, don’t you know? - Baba no... Baba... 217 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,960 Farting and burping is not allowed in this house! 218 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240 Don’t you understand? 219 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,960 Baba no... Baba... 220 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,960 - GRUNT : Baba... Baba... 221 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,320 Baba... Baba... - Baba is not here chhote... 222 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,760 Baba is long gone chhote... Baba is gone... 223 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000 Baba is gone! 224 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000 Baba is gone! 225 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,520 Baba is gone! 226 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,639 Why did you stop the car? We’re going to the temple. 227 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,200 Bhabi ji... 228 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,720 This place is so refreshing, so beautiful! 229 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,319 If paradise is real, it must be this place. 230 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,440 Yes I agree. 231 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,040 Bhabi ji you also take a seat and join me. 232 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,760 Oh god no! My saari will get wet! 233 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440 Bhabi ji do you even know what happens 234 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,560 when beautiful lady’s saree gets wet? 235 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,240 Cold happens! What else? 236 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,760 And Barbhuti ji I don’t want to wet my saree. 237 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,520 Because how will I fry it? 238 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,320 The way you are frying my mood right now! 239 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,040 What did you say? 240 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,600 Bhabi ji you wanted to say dry. 241 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:39,960 You got it right! 242 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,639 Let’s go. We are getting late for the temple! 243 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,720 Come on Bhabi ji. Be a sport! 244 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,080 Okay do one thing. 245 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,280 Lift up your saree. 246 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,720 What did you say? - I meant lift it up a bit. 247 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,840 Okay, I’ll do one thing. 248 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,240 I’ll close my one eye. 249 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,039 What? 250 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,920 Will close both the eyes. Okay? 251 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,640 Alright. 252 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:56,920 Come Bhabi ji. 253 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,400 The time, the vibe and the location - It’s perfect! 254 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,720 Okay... 255 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,880 Bhabi ji, today we will... 256 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,200 unite in ‘waternity’! 257 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,680 Oh god!!! 258 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,680 Oh god!!! 259 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,120 Bhabi ji... 260 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,640 you are getting naughty! 261 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,719 Bhabi ji, 262 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,640 your touch is setting fire to the water! 263 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,319 What if we both burn in this fire? 264 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,600 Let’s not cross the line Bhabi ji. Please control yourself! 265 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,520 I’ll never forgive myself. 266 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,360 Let’s play it safe. 267 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,320 Oh God Bhabi ji! You are killing me! 268 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,480 Where did Bhabi ji go? 269 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,360 Beware of crocodile! 270 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,160 If you survive - 5000 rupees fine! 271 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,920 MOMMY! 272 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,440 Bhabi ji... Let’s go! 273 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,200 That’s what I have been saying. 274 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,960 God Bharbhuti ji. You look quite fresh. 275 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,560 Yeah absolutely. Come on let’s go. 276 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,680 Yes. Let’s ‘alligate’ the car. Let’s move. 277 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,159 - What? Bhabi ji you mean ‘accelerate’ the car. 278 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,040 You got it right! Come on let’s go. 279 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,240 Come on Bhabi ji. Let’s hit the road! 280 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,440 Can I say something Bhaiya? 281 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,200 Go ahead. 282 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,040 Bhaiya you’ve never set eyes on any girl. 283 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,920 Especially since Bubli took that dig at you. 284 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,760 A bald man and a broke boss are both worthless! 285 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,440 Let it go Chhote. 286 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,200 Forget the past, move forward... 287 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,520 Bhaiya this is the time to move forward. 288 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,520 Only when you move forward, will my gates open 289 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,800 I've moved way beyond love and affection... 290 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,440 Now no girl will come into my life like a whirlwind. 291 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,199 Bhaiya, she has arrived. 292 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,240 Who? 293 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,080 She’s the last spark of your dying engine... 294 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,040 Last spark of dying engine? 295 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,120 Yes Bhaiya. 296 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,240 After this, your silencer’s gonna rust. 297 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,440 No whistle will blow again. 298 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,040 Because your parts are already losing their edge. 299 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,400 Go now! 300 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,000 Spill that pot of emotions you’ve been simmering for years. 301 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,080 Chhote... this won’t be... weird, right? - Bhaiya... 302 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,400 You have my word, Bhaiya. Please. 303 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,360 Go ahead. Let it out. 304 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,200 I’ll be in the corner. 305 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,920 May I sit here? 306 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,960 Waiter, two coffee please. - No... I’m not a waiter. 307 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,120 I’m the person who has been waiting... 308 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,360 for many years for a beautiful face, and it looks like 309 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720 today that wait is coming to an end. 310 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,959 I don’t understand... 311 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,320 Neither do I understand what’s happening to me... 312 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,400 How are you? 313 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,360 I’m not well. I’ve been sick for years. 314 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,040 Oh god! 315 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,039 Do you have jaundice? 316 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,960 No. 317 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080 But you just said that you are not well. 318 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840 I was... But... 319 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,560 Now I think I’m getting better. 320 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,840 No. I was asking Who are you... 321 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,320 You meant who are you. 322 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,720 Right! Who are you? 323 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520 My name is Shanti. 324 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,040 Shanti? 325 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,040 What about you? What’s your name? 326 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,640 I am Angoori. 327 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,440 Angoori? - Yes. 328 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,240 Such a beautiful name! 329 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,480 Thank You. 330 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,360 A special couplet is coming to mind after seeing you. 331 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,880 May I share it? 332 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,920 Couplet? 333 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480 Ahmedabad... Ahmedabad... 334 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,040 You mean irshaad? 335 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,600 You got it right! 336 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,160 Who the hell is this guy? 337 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,880 You’re a traveler and your destination awaits with pride... 338 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,840 You’re a traveler and your destination awaits with pride... 339 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,960 But before this cold starts messing with your mind and spine 340 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,440 Down two pegs, Angoori — before it’s sister-cussing time! 341 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280 Bloody... 342 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,200 YOU... 343 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,000 You're getting really romantic, brother. 344 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,200 Horse hair— 345 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,760 Did you just sneak in a filthy insult through that horse-hair? 346 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,920 You’re roaming with a broom on your head, What else should I call it—horse hair? 347 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,120 Ah, in that sense horse hair. 348 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,280 Let me say it in that sense... horse hair. 349 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,680 Seems there is a misunderstanding. By the way, I’m Shanti Sharma. 350 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,840 Not Shanti Sharma. You should be called Shanti Shameless. 351 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,120 And who are you? Her brother? 352 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,719 Not at all. I’m her neighbor. Her friendly neighborhood. 353 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,280 Yes. 354 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,760 Ah, friendly neighborhood. - Yeah. 355 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,560 Then why don’t you come a little closer, friendly neighborhood? 356 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,280 I never bow to anyone. 357 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,240 But since Bhabhi ji is here, I will. Here you go. 358 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,880 MOMMY! 359 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,400 Bhabhi ji, did he just hit me? 360 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600 Yes, and really hard. 361 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,360 That was just the beginning. 362 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,120 Even I’m ready to beat you up. 363 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,600 Step out and see. 364 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,680 Don't go anywhere. I’ll deal with him right now. 365 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,800 Alright - Bhabhi ji, just watch me sparring.. Come on! 366 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,040 Okay. 367 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,080 You don’t know me buddy! 368 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200 MOMMY! 369 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,000 You bas****! 370 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000 Try to understand man! Bhabi ji is watching. Peace, peace, peace. 371 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,680 No peace. I’ll make your mutton piece! 372 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,440 Hey Shanti, live up to your name. Show some peace! 373 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,040 This Shanti... 374 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,960 Won’t listen to you now! 375 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,720 But why won’t you?! 376 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,200 Time please, time please, time please! 377 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,520 Would you like to have something? 378 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,160 Sure. 379 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:56,920 What will you have? 380 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,360 Whisky, brandy, gin, vodka? What will you have? 381 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,280 Blood! - Okay. 30ml, 60ml or 90ml? 382 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,680 Half litre! - That’s too demanding! 383 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,880 Yes! 384 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,720 I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. 385 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,560 Sorry but the horse-hair is on fire! 386 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,560 BHAIYA! 387 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,799 Bhaiya... 388 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,000 Why the hell is your head on fire? 389 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,320 No. Not me. Not me. 390 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,359 Oh god. Barbhuti ji... 391 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,039 No, Chhote, the bullet might hit Angoori! - You! 392 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,280 Bhaiya! 393 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,960 Bhabi ji you got it right for the first time! - Thank you! 394 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,200 I love you. - What did you say? - Let’s go! 395 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,599 Come on Bhabi ji. Let’s go. 396 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,760 - Yes. Let’s go. - Yes. 397 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,479 BHAIYA! 398 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,760 I’ve been shot, Bhabi ji. 399 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,640 Catch those bas****! 400 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,440 Bharbuti ji... Get in... 401 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,200 Bhabi ji push me in... 402 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,320 Bharbuti ji... The keys! 403 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,680 OH GOD! 404 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,160 OH GOD! BUA JI! 405 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:38,960 What happened son? 406 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,280 Bau ji... 407 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,360 I had a bad dream about Bua ji. 408 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,200 Oh God... 409 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,920 Please protect our daughter, Lord... 410 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,360 Hey... 411 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,240 What? - Bacchu bhaiya... 412 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,600 Pick up... Pick up... Pick up... 413 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,560 Greetings Bacchu bhaiya... 414 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,080 Greetings Bacchu bhaiya... 415 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,040 Listen... 416 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,080 Where is my Bua ji? 417 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,480 Is she safe? 418 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,680 Bhaiya ji... 419 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,920 Bua ji is absolutely safe. 420 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,520 We’re protecting her more than our own lives. 421 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880 You better be careful. 422 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,800 If even a single hair on my Bua’s head is harmed 423 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,400 I’ll leave your heads so bald that... 424 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,200 not even a single strand will be left. 425 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,120 Oh no... 426 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,120 The wildfire has destroyed the whole jungle. 427 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,720 All that’s left is barren land. 428 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,680 Then plant new trees in that land... Let flowers bloom again. 429 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,360 In this barren land, forget flowers — not even thorns can grow. 430 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,560 Don’t exaggerate, doctor. If you can’t grow hair on my brother’s head... 431 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,640 I’ll sprinkle oil on your silky hair and set it on fire! 432 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:20,200 If that could help grow his hair back, please, go ahead. 433 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,640 So what are you saying, doctor? Is there no hope? 434 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,440 Brother, hope was the fertile soil — but diabetes has eaten it away. 435 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,360 If we try anything now, your brother might go straight up... 436 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,320 Why don’t you just use a wig? 437 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,680 Bhaiya is allergic to wigs. 438 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,280 He tried once — 439 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,760 People get pimples on their face, he got them on his bald head. 440 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,240 People started calling him “Bumpy” instead of “Shanti”! - SCREAMS 441 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:48,840 Bhaiya... 442 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,600 Don’t worry... 443 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,360 You’ll still marry that Bhabhi... 444 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,760 Even if I have to pile up dead bodies for it. 445 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,120 Chhote... - Yes bhaiya... 446 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,720 Now my life has only one mission... 447 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,040 Death of that Ba****d... 448 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,120 Done, Bhaiya. 449 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,040 Barbhuti ji, are you okay? 450 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,480 Ouch. 451 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,440 Bhabhi ji, please drive faster! 452 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,360 What can I do, Barbhuti ji? I’m driving, but see how many potholes there are. 453 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,680 I don’t want the car to fall into one, and we both start ‘humping’! 454 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,920 Bhabhi ji, do you have a dictionary of alternate words? 455 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,840 It’s not ‘humping’, for God’s sake! It’s ‘jumping’! 456 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,200 You got it right! 457 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,760 Vibhu, where the hell are you?! 458 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,200 Anu baby, I’ve been shot! 459 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:50,640 WHAT? 460 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,080 HOW? 461 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,360 Baby, some goons were teasing Bhabhi ji. 462 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,520 I intervened... And they shot me. 463 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,680 And do you know where they shot me? 464 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,199 Right in the butt! 465 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,360 Oh God! Vibhu, you always end up in the weirdest situations! 466 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,240 Okay, tell me one thing — why’d they shoot you in the butt? 467 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,600 Baby, he didn’t give me a choice! 468 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,200 He just picked the spot he liked and shot! 469 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,320 Okay, alright. Just tell me — what hospital are you in, Vibhu? 470 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,600 Baby, I’m not in a hospital. I’m on the run. 471 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,760 I’m on Highway 47E. 472 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,400 I’m sending you my location. 473 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,040 Please come pick me and Bhabhi ji up, baby. 474 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920 - Come and pick me up... - Oh god! 475 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,360 Okay okay okay. 476 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,280 Damn it Vibhu... 477 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,800 Police! 478 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:48,480 Hello. 479 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,200 Happu Singh ji... 480 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,000 This is Anita Mishra speaking. 481 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,880 Oh fair madam... 482 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,880 How did you remember me? 483 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,640 Happu Singh ji, there's a big problem... 484 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,680 Fair madam, how should I say... 485 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,120 Being too beautiful and fair is a problem in itself. 486 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,999 Not that, Happu ji. Vibhu has been shot! 487 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,440 What? 488 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,159 Where did he get shot? 489 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,800 In his butt. 490 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,600 Dude’s butt got burst! 491 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,839 Happu Singh ji, that’s not the point! 492 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,000 His life’s at risk—he’s on Highway 47E right now! 493 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:25,760 Is he? 494 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,559 Please immediately reach there... 495 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,839 Alright, fair madam! I’m leaving right away. 496 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,600 Please don’t worry. I’ll be there. 497 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,040 Fair madam bye... 498 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,799 Manohar, give me the keys. Give me the keys you fool! 499 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,040 What happened sir? 500 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,480 Fuel’s low, don’t go too far ahead! 501 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,480 Manohar... - Hmm? 502 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,680 My memory’s playing tricks on me... 503 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,680 I asked for the keys in hurry... 504 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,760 Rushed to the vehicle... 505 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,880 I started the car - and the moment I put it in gear... 506 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,160 Why did I put it in gear?! 507 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,240 I forgot where I was going in all this hurry! 508 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,880 You sure this won’t tear? 509 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,240 It’s a secret! 510 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440 It won’t tear, it’ll shred everything! 511 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,680 GROANS 512 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,520 Hi Bhabi ji... 513 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,960 - Tiwari ji, Vibhu has been shot! - What? 514 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,440 Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, Tiwari ji. - Yes Bhabi ji... 515 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,280 Let’s go. - Yes Bhabi ji... 516 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,880 GROANS 517 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,040 Bhabi ji... 518 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,280 I’m sorry... actually, I kinda left the loo mid-way. 519 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,600 Can I go finish real quick? 520 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,560 Tiwari ji, while you’re finishing your business, Vibhu might finish his life! 521 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,880 We don’t have time. Let’s go! 522 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:11,720 Okay guys, get down here. 523 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,480 What happened brother? 524 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,200 I’ll take a left from here. You catch another ride from this spot. 525 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,360 But you said you’d drop us a bit further. 526 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,640 OFF YOU GO, IDIOTS! Get down. 527 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,800 - Yeah yeah. - We are... 528 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,280 But brother... Brother... 529 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,400 Come, let’s find Vibhuti sir... Come... 530 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,160 WHERE ARE YOU VIBHUTI SIR...? 531 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,640 Oh god! 532 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,440 Mommy plus Daddy... 533 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,720 Bhabi ji... - SIGHS 534 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,880 Bhabi ji... - SIGHS 535 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,840 I’ve been trying to ask you - 536 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,320 Where did you learn to drive? Who on earth taught you?! 537 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,080 No no, I haven’t learned at all, Barbhuti ji. 538 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,519 I just watched driving ‘tit-oral’ on Mutube. 539 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,000 Bhabhi ji, look at the moment, look at the condition... 540 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,200 You mean ‘tutorial’ Bhabi ji... - You got it right! 541 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,080 Oh my! 542 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,240 Listen to me Bharbhuti ji... - Yeah? 543 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,000 You’ve got shot! - Yeah. 544 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,040 Your life could be in danger... - Yeah! 545 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,520 So... 546 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,960 So I must remove the bullet myself. 547 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,000 What?! 548 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,120 One minute, let me show you something. 549 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,480 As you all know, our channel is specially for those unfortunate souls - 550 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,599 - who get shot in places where 551 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,360 there’s no hospital nearby. 552 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,480 Yeah... 553 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,400 First, carefully examine the bullet wound. 554 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,160 Okay. So, where exactly are you shot, Barbhuti ji? 555 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,360 What do I even say, Bhabhi ji? 556 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,640 Look, right now I’m your doctor. 557 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,880 You don’t need to be shy in front of your doctor. 558 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,640 Now tell me, where? 559 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,560 Bhabi ji hypothetically... 560 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,720 Imagine you're walking on a flat road. 561 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,400 Suddenly, two sand dunes appear. 562 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,840 Leaving those dunes behind - comes a narrow pass... 563 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,120 When you exit that narrow pass... 564 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,280 - you‘ll find a wilted cactus vine hanging... 565 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,800 - and just beyond that, a small pit... 566 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,800 Right next to that pit is where I got shot. 567 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,920 I didn’t understand a single word of what you just said, Barbhuti ji... 568 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,640 Take off your pants. Go on—off with it. 569 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,560 Take them off... 570 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,680 Yeah. 571 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,160 Tiwari ji, hurry up! - Yes yes yes... 572 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,040 Oh god, what a ride! 573 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,119 Tiwari ji, not that fast! 574 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,360 We have to reach Vibhu, not heaven! 575 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,920 D-d-don’t worry, Bhabhi ji. 576 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,480 Don’t worry. - Useless you are! Keep driving. 577 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,320 Don’t know where those scoundrels disappeared. 578 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,840 Swallowed by the sky or the ground? 579 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,160 Wherever they hide, we’ll dig them out. 580 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,600 How wii you fix the stains of allegations on pants? 581 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,560 He wrecked me for life — you’re just throwing chants. 582 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,640 Chhotey! We are stopping. I need to lighten myself for two minutes. 583 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,640 Here? Seriously? 584 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,600 I know brother ... 585 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,240 You didn’t stop to pee. 586 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,680 You stopped to cry! 587 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,960 I dreamed of being a groom - 588 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,400 - but now I have no hair to comb. 589 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,639 In the fate of my stove - 590 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,920 you had to ignite the fire of family! 591 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,599 but instead, you burned my damn head! 592 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,880 Why?! 593 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,760 Let’s begin the operation. First, close your eyes. 594 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,680 Yes. 595 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,800 This guy’s a complete idiot. 596 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,840 Now take deep breaths... 597 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,400 Do Anulom-Vilom. 598 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,280 Bhabhi ji, that’s not Anulom Vilom. You’re doing Kapalbhati! 599 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,599 Shhh! I’m the doctor. Let me listen to the expert. 600 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,479 Now silently pray to God. 601 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,399 “Oh Lord, I know I’m no real doctor... 602 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,880 But please make this surgery a success. 603 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,160 And if not, 604 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,360 Then at least give peace to this soul." 605 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,840 Mommy... 606 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,279 Damn it! 607 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,599 Who the hell is calling at a moment like this? 608 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,399 What the hell... who is it?! 609 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,120 One tight slap shall explain that! 610 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,920 Yes Amma... how come you’re calling? 611 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,880 I can’t reach bahuriya. I need to talk to her. 612 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,840 She’s fine, Amma. Her phone’s just acting up. 613 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,240 Low battery and all. 614 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,759 I’ll make her call you once we reach home. 615 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,400 Don’t worry, she’s alright. 616 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,159 I wanted to give her a surprise! 617 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480 - Then go ahead and do it Amma. - Ow ow ow! 618 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,600 What happened now? 619 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,039 Gas, Amma. I’m getting gas. Call you later! 620 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,320 Your stomach’s always... 621 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,720 Tiwari ji! 622 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,120 Oh Lord! 623 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,360 You’ve already taken his hair... 624 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,200 Now send some lady-luck into his life! 625 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,280 His lamp is running on the last bit of oil. 626 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400 After this, it will die. 627 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,960 If it goes out, 628 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,920 - I’ll be forced to extinguish my own. 629 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,080 There must be someone out there for me... 630 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,520 Tiwari ji... Careful... Watch out... 631 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,640 BHABHI JI... 632 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,920 Wow, such quick service, God! 633 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,320 You just dropped an angel straight from the sky! 634 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,040 Will you help me get down? - Sure. 635 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,880 Easy... slowly. - Thank you so much. And... 636 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,000 I’m not some angel, by the way. - Then? 637 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,320 Well... my name is Anita Mishra. 638 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,200 Alright, let’s start the operation. 639 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,519 Obviously, you’re not in a hospital - 640 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,320 So you probably don’t have proper surgical tools. 641 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,280 - Yes. We don’t have any. - If there’s any car nearby - 642 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,159 Quickly open the trunk and grab the toolbox. 643 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,760 Yes, there’s a car! 644 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,040 Now take out something sharp from the toolbox. 645 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,439 - Like a screwdriver. - That’s right. 646 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,359 Now push that screwdriver deep into the wound... 647 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,720 - And wiggle it hard. - MOMMY! 648 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,519 Bhabi ji... your’e killing me! 649 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,679 What next, Doctor? 650 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,000 Chintu Chaat Masala... 651 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,800 When life gets bland, Chintu gives a hand! 652 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,960 Chintu’s here... What ridiculous masala are you selling? 653 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,440 Put it on fruits, salads... 654 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200 - How many seconds? Thirty seconds... - You can even put it on raw paneer... 655 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,440 You’ll be blown away... 656 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,320 Oh my God! Even on raw paneer? 657 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,200 Forget the paneer, focus on saving my body! 658 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,760 - Chintu Chaat Masala - Why don’t you just leave already, Chintu?! 659 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,640 Sir, I need a small favor. - Go ahead. 660 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,600 Can you give me a lift? 661 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,880 I just did! - BHABI JI... 662 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360 Bhabi ji... Bhabi ji... 663 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120 Are you okay? Everything alright? 664 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,560 You don’t need to worry, Tiwari ji. I’m fine. 665 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,280 And, this kind man is giving us a lift. 666 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,560 And this is that neighbor. 667 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,640 Hello. - Hello. 668 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,960 Is he a drunkard as well? - What?! 669 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,040 Chhote, what’s all this? Who are these people? 670 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,520 That’s big brother. Bhaiya, one minute - 671 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,800 They need a lift. Please give them one. I like her. 672 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,560 Can’t you control yourself?! 673 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600 Oh, Chhote, getting naughty huh? - Bhaiya stop it! 674 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,760 Okay. Go ahead. 675 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680 Have a seat. - Come. 676 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,960 - Get in the car. - Thank you. 677 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,320 YOU MORON! 678 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,320 Better thank your stars you didn’t burp in front of Chhote... 679 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,999 He’d have shoved so many bullets in the gas openings - 680 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,760 - that brass will start flowing out! 681 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,760 Tiwari ji control... - GET IN! 682 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,240 Go! 683 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,800 Please get in. Sit. 684 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,240 Thank you. 685 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,840 For stitches, take out a sharp tool from the box. 686 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,040 - Like a nail. - This? - That’s right, that’s right. 687 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,600 - Find a peace of wire. - That’s right, that’s right. 688 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,000 Tie that wire to the nail. 689 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,200 Done. Now what? 690 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,720 - Now shove it right into the wound. - Okay. 691 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,160 With all due respect may I ask, 692 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,480 Hmm? 693 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,920 What exactly happened to your brother? 694 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,480 I mean, his hair seems burnt... 695 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,680 And he looks quite depressed. 696 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,559 We got into a scuffle somewhere... 697 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,120 Okay. 698 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,600 Someone poured burning ember on his head. 699 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,319 That’s how his hair got singed. 700 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,280 Okay. - Hair specialists had already given up — 701 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,800 Said this barren land was no longer fertile. 702 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,920 So what? 703 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,400 I mean, losing hair isn’t the end of the world, right? 704 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,639 You speak very beautifully. 705 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,760 I run grooming classes. 706 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,160 Bhai saab is a little sensitive. 707 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,600 Well, so are you, when it comes to gas. 708 00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,520 Why are you talking, huh? 709 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,200 What’s your problem with gas? 710 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,000 Actually, we used to have 10 horses. And a stable. 711 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,719 But one day, when Chhote was little, he ate a horse’s black gram feed. 712 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,799 And after that... gas started escaping from every pore of his body. 713 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,959 Father was furious. He beat him up - 714 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,160 - and locked him in the stable for the whole night. 715 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:21,480 So imagine—on one side, the horses were passing gas... and on the other, Chhote. 716 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,239 The gas had such an effect on his brain, that now... 717 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,640 - at the very mention of gas, he gets gas-triggered seizures. 718 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,240 Whoa! 719 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,120 This, madam, is the whole story. Got it? 720 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,040 Tiwari ji, please control... 721 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,240 Teeka... - Hmm? 722 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,280 I’m scared Bua ji might’ve fallen into some pit or something... 723 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,880 You wretched ba*****d. 724 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,520 Ayy we're doomed, doomed! 725 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,040 I like it! Haha. 726 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,040 Saxena ji? You're here? - Saxena bhaiya, you? 727 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,400 What’s up, Teeka, Tillu? 728 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,200 Tell us... what are you doing here? 729 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,160 So boys... 730 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,680 This is the T-Rex moped. 731 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,160 I built this T-Rex myself. 732 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,520 It's my startup. 733 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,400 I’m on a trial run. 734 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,600 A Japanese company is interested. 735 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,880 Saxena ji, tell us one thing— - Hmm? 736 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,120 How is your moped different from all the others? 737 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,160 Mine is different because - 738 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,560 I built my moped. 739 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,080 - Hmm... And the others’ moped... 740 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,040 The others... I didn’t built. - Okay. What? 741 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,880 Excuse me Saxena Bhaiya. - Yes? 742 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,080 What’s so special about this? 743 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,240 It runs on banana peels. 744 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,400 Banana peels?! - Hmm... - Like... what? 745 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,760 Saxena bhaiya... The thing is we gotta go ahead a bit. 746 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,320 Can we get a lift on your T-Rex? 747 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,720 Come, come. Hop on! - Thank You Saxena ji... 748 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,840 - VIBHUTI SIR... - Where art thou?! 749 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,079 Who said that? 750 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,160 - Mor . It was a mor sir. - I like mor. Once more please! 751 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,400 Bhaiya, stop here. We need to get off. 752 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,560 We can drop you further if you want. 753 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,559 Kranti, we have to take the left. We’re running late. 754 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,240 Don’t forget your brother’s mission. 755 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,239 It’s fine, really. This is our stop anyway. Thanks a lot! 756 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,759 Let’s go. - Actually, I wanted to ask... 757 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,399 Come, let’s go! We’ll meet later, meet properly. Please come, bhabhi ji! 758 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,080 Listen... at least take my number. 759 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,560 You never know—you might need us sometime. 760 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,720 Absolutely! Please give the number. 761 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,160 - Number? - WRITE DOWN! 762 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,040 Yes. 763 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,000 Let’s move. Thank you so much. Thank you, Bhaisaab. 764 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,920 And you—be strong, okay? - Yes, ma’am. I will. 765 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,279 Hurry up bhabi ji... 766 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,320 How long are you going to stare at her? 767 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640 Why’s the fair madam calling now? 768 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,960 Fair madam hi... 769 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,240 Happu Singh ji, where have you reached? 770 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,760 Arre Dada, I remembered! 771 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,360 Fair madam’s in trouble! 772 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,920 Fair madam I’m leaving, I mean, I’ve left already. 773 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,920 More than halfway there. You hang up—I’m reaching. 774 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,160 God! I’m dead! 775 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,760 Saxena ji, your shortcut has gotton us stuck in the middle of the jungle! 776 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,400 Boys, the biofuel - basically, the fue - is over. 777 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:43,600 Now this T-Rex won’t move an inch without banana peels. 778 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,560 Where the hell will we find banana peels in this jungle? 779 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,600 Take some... Take some... 780 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,520 What? 781 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,160 Heh. Beautiful lady offering it in the middle of jungle! 782 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,040 What’s this girl saying? 783 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,240 Buy some bananas... Bananas... 784 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,480 - Sister... Sister... - You dirty mind! 785 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,480 - We found bananas! We got them! - She’s selling bananas. 786 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,960 - She was talking about selling bananas. - We found bananas! 787 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,880 We got bananas! It will work now. 788 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,480 What are you doing?! 789 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,120 - Hey! - God is with us. 790 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,960 You, madam, are a prince with a shining armour. Sorry, princess with an armour. 791 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,960 We really needed bananas. 792 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,000 See this basket of bananas? 793 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,440 Yeah. 794 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,000 We don’t want to buy the bananas. 795 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,119 We want to buy the banana peels. 796 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,880 But sir, if you only take the peels, what do I do with the bananas? 797 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,800 You take the bananas. 798 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,280 I like it! 799 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,560 Start peeling! Start peeling! 800 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,160 Wait! 801 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,320 Oh no... Bacchu Bhaiya! Bacchu Bhaiya's calling! - You also start peeling. 802 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,280 Greetings, Bacchu bhaiya. 803 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,320 Hey, make a video call. 804 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,920 It’s not connecting from my end. 805 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:48,880 Bacchu bhaiya... 806 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,640 Bua ji is completely safe. 807 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,360 Standing right next to us, all calm and happy. 808 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,000 Stop talking rubbish. 809 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,480 Make the video call. I won’t relax until... 810 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,399 I see her with my own eyes. 811 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,520 - We can’t show you. - Why not? 812 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,879 Because... she’s bathing right now. 813 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,280 And how can you watch your own Bua ji taking a bath? 814 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,679 What nonsense are you saying! Hello? Bacchu Bhaiya? There’s a network issue. 815 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,520 Hello hello hello... Bugger off! 816 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,880 Bloody... 817 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,000 Something’s definitely fishy... 818 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,400 Aaahhhhhhhhhh... 819 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,999 What happened, Bharbhuti ji? I already took the bullet out. 820 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,560 Then why are you groaning so much? 821 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,480 Bhabi ji... 822 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,160 Bhabhi ji, getting shot didn’t hurt as much as your surgery! 823 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,679 The way you cut it open— by God, you tore it apart! 824 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,640 Oh god! 825 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,560 What are you saying, Bharbhuti ji? 826 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,480 I removed the bullet with so much efforts 827 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,120 and you're blaming me? 828 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,400 You’re such a... 829 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,240 What did you say? I didn’t hear that. Say it again? 830 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,040 You’re such a... 831 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,480 - Aahh... one more time, Bhabhi ji? - You are such a... 832 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,800 Oh god... 833 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,679 - VIBHU... - Angoori... 834 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,919 VIBHU... 835 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,560 She always comes at the wrong time, every time. 836 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,480 VIBHU... LADDU KE BHAIYA... Angoori... 837 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,239 - VIBHU... - PAGLI... 838 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,520 - VIBHU... - Easy, easy. I got shot. 839 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,480 Okay okay. Are you okay? 840 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,640 Sort of... 841 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:15,720 Pagli... 842 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,319 Why did you get involved with this lunatic? 843 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,280 Excuse me Tiwari ji... 844 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,960 This lunatic risked his life to save Bhabhi ji. 845 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,999 I took a bullet for her! 846 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,639 Big words are for those who take bullets on their chest, not on the butt! 847 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,640 SHUT UP TIWARI JI! 848 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,479 Vibhu, let’s go. We’ll get a doctor to remove the bullet ASAP. 849 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,639 No baby, no. Bhabhi ji already took it out, personally, with her own hands. 850 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,840 Yes, I did. 851 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,160 Excuse me, Bhabhi ji, come here for a second. 852 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,720 Come come. - What are you doing? 853 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,439 Hey What the hell? 854 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,360 - Stay calm. - Aaaaahhhhhh 855 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,959 Vibhu, let’s go home. Let’s go now. 856 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,400 No baby, no. Not possible. This is gangster territory. They might still be nearby. 857 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,000 Yes Anita ji, Bharbhuti ji is right. It’s too whiskey to go out now. 858 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,200 It’s time for whiskey but Pagli, it’s risky, not whiskey! 859 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,600 You got it right! 860 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,640 Hello, what’s the matter? 861 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,719 Put Anita ji on the phone. 862 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,280 Tiwari ji, give it to me. 863 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,160 Hello, this is Anita Mishra. 864 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,560 Where are you? 865 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,600 Far away right now... but I wish I was... 866 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,840 We need your help. 867 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,320 That old ruin near where you dropped us— 868 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,240 —please come there immediately. 869 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560 What happened, Anita ji? Is everything okay? 870 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,600 We’re in big trouble. 871 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,720 Some goons are after us. Please come quickly. 872 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,480 Bhaiya... 873 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,280 Who was that Anita ji? - An angel. 874 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,040 Angel? 875 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,920 Tell me, Bharbhuti ji... - What now? 876 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200 Man to man... 877 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,320 Did you take off your whole pants in front of Angoori or just half? 878 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:24,600 Tiwari ji, I only took off half. Bhabhi ji didn’t see my knees. 879 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,200 Can I get some peace now? - Who's stopping you? 880 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,240 Any spot, any time, legs apart and the fountain’s on. 881 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:42,960 Tiwari ji... 882 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,079 Bhabi ji... - Those goons are here. 883 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,160 Oh god. - Oh god. 884 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,600 Tiwari ji, phone! 885 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,160 Pick up. 886 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,880 Yes Anita ji? - Where are you? 887 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,880 The goons followed us here. 888 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,120 They don’t know who they’re messing with. 889 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,880 Just chill, Anita ji. Bhaiyya... 890 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,800 Shush... 891 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,200 Something’s stuck... - Where? 892 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,560 Down there... down low... 893 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,880 It’s tickling... 894 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,559 Found it. 895 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,320 Oh god! - Cigarette! 896 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,600 Bhabi ji, is a reaction really necessary? 897 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,920 Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa smoked a cigarette! 898 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,840 Run! 899 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,080 What happened? 900 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,480 Oh god! 901 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,040 What happened? 902 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,720 Right where the bullet was... Now there’s a nail stuck in it. 903 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,120 Oh god! 904 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,000 It’s okay. It’s okay. 905 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,600 Where’s Angoori? Hey, who are you? 906 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,840 Who are you? And what are you to Angoori ji? 907 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,360 I’m her mother! Who are you? 908 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,720 Oh, saasu maa! Greetings! 909 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,080 Why are you calling me saasu maa?! Who are you? 910 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,920 Vibhu! That’s him! That’s the angel! Come, come, all of you! - Come laddoo ke bhaiya. 911 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,240 Kranti ji... Kranti ji... 912 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,600 Oh my god! 913 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,640 Oh dear, Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa! He’s the one who attracted us! 914 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800 Bhabhi ji, attracted? You mean attacked, right? 915 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,280 You got it right! 916 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,920 OH GOD! 917 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,280 Here’s one for you: 918 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,480 With burning embers, 919 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,720 you lit my desires... 920 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,680 So many holes I’ll put in your body, 921 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,000 A tractor could drive right through! 922 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:40,480 Wow! So much weight in your potty! 923 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,320 Bhabhi ji, not potty, you meant poetry! 924 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,080 You got it right! Your poem has such weight truly! 925 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,360 So does this gun. 926 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,720 Now, breathe your last breath. 927 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,320 I’m sorry. I’m sorry! 928 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,720 Chhote chhote... 929 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,600 Chhote chhote... 930 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,079 - Make him sniff shoes! - Baba is gone up chhote... 931 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,760 - Beat him with shoes! - I’ll drive. 932 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,600 - Oh god Tiwari ji... - Oh god Laddoo ke bhaiya... 933 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,879 - Oh god ... - Tiwari ji come out! 934 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:52,760 - Eww... - TIWARI JI... 935 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,159 You've turned the whole car into a gas chamber! 936 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,240 Truly, laddoo ke bhaiya! - Tiwari ji... 937 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,599 Do one thing— go behind those bushes and relieve yourself first. 938 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,560 Only then we'll move ahead. 939 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,520 You stole my words, Bhabhi ji. 940 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,119 Because we’ve sniffing it for long! 941 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:07,880 Yours, you scoundrel! 942 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,480 Careful Laddoo ke bhaiya... 943 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,359 Vibhu, you should let your wounds get some air too. 944 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,600 Tiwari ji’s "air" was pointed at my wounds itself! 945 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,960 BHABI JI... 946 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,040 - Tiwari ji... - BHABI JI... 947 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,480 Tiwari ji... Laddoo ke bhaiya... 948 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,120 What happy-end Laddo ke Bhaiya... 949 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,840 He won’t have a happy ending. You mean ‘happened’. 950 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,680 You got it right! What happened? 951 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,440 What do I tell Bhabi ji... 952 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,320 The moment I sat down to relieve myself, 953 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,080 I felt like someone - 954 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,040 - stuck two needles into my butt. - What? 955 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,880 Then I saw a snake crawl out from under me... 956 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,000 and slither into the nearby bushes! 957 01:01:59,200 --> 01:01:59,880 Oh god! 958 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,960 I’m going to die... - No no... 959 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,160 If something happens to laddoo ke bhaiya, I'll give up my life too! 960 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,240 Vibhu, do you know how to suck out poison? 961 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,080 NO. 962 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,280 Then I’ll suck out the poison from laddoo ke bhaiya... 963 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,279 No Bhabhi ji, that’s not a juicy mango! 964 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,320 So should I let laddoo ke bhaiya die? 965 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,160 I’m going to suck out the poison! 966 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,120 No Bhabi ji! 967 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,000 You won’t suck out his poison! 968 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,000 If someone will suck out the poison - it’ll be me! 969 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:31,879 Vibhu, be careful not to swallow even a drop of the venom! 970 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,799 Never mind. - Hurry up. I’m about to die! 971 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,639 Hurry up. 972 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,920 Vibhu... 973 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,840 Lift up your bum. 974 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,560 It’s tickling. 975 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,399 - It's the first time anyone’s tongue has touched that spot! - Oh god! 976 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,560 Stop talking nonsense and lift up! 977 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,680 How much more? 978 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600 As much as you can. 979 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,720 - Here! - This much is enough. 980 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,200 Oh god! 981 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,200 Are you okay? - Yeah. 982 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,440 Bhabi ji... 983 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,520 I’ve sucked out all the poison. 984 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,480 Madam... 985 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,400 Listen... 986 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,400 What happened? 987 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,760 I lost my pet snake. 988 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,240 Have you folks seen it around? - Oh yeah... 989 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,720 One snake bit me and crawled into those bushes! 990 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,880 Don’t worry about the bite! It’s totally non-venomous! 991 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,080 Nagendra! Where are you, son? Nagendra! 992 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:46,040 Fair madam... Fair madam... Fair ma... 993 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,880 Hey stop! Brother! 994 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,120 Listen... Fix it quick, quick! - Yes. 995 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,200 Why did this inspector stop us? - Who knows? 996 01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,680 Fair madam... Fair madam... Fair madam... 997 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,440 What’s the matter, Inspector ji? Why are you chanting "fair madam"? 998 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,440 Actually listen, have you seen a very fair-skinned lady around? 999 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:13,840 So fair that if she walks into a dark room, you won’t need to turn on the light, I swear! 1000 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,120 She’s just that fair. 1001 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,880 And with her, there’s this scoundrel... 1002 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,359 Stuck to her like a leech. 1003 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,800 If you see him once, you won’t feel like seeing him again. 1004 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,560 Inspector, we haven’t seen anyone. 1005 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,440 Greetings. - Greetings... Wait... Forget greetings—listen to me... 1006 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,920 If there’s any check post nearby, please drop me off. 1007 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,360 Inspector ji, we’re in a hurry. Please let us go. 1008 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,680 Such a hurry? What’s going on? 1009 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:37,880 Yeah? 1010 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,040 Going to bury a dead body... 1011 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,240 - or already buried one, brothers? 1012 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,840 I was just kidding. 1013 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,680 Listen, start the car. Drop me near the check post. 1014 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,560 Let’s go quickly. Start the car. 1015 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,560 He’s brazen. 1016 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,560 Sir... 1017 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,920 Yeah? - Your car’s ready. 1018 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,240 - My car? This is my car? - Yes. - He’s a giant scoundrel. 1019 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,320 Brother... 1020 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,840 Thank you. See you again. 1021 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,640 Let’s go, brother. 1022 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,920 Angoori ji, stop the car... 1023 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,320 Inspector sir! We... we need your help! 1024 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:30,320 Sir, some goons are after us, really bad ones! 1025 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,639 Those two are brothers. 1026 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,200 Shanti and Kranti! - Yes. 1027 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,040 Don’t worry. 1028 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,960 I’ll call for backup. 1029 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,600 We’ll drop you all home safely. 1030 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,839 Thank you ‘chapter’ sir. - What are you saying? 1031 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,559 It’s inspector, not chapter! Are you trying to get us killed? 1032 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,799 You got it right! 1033 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,480 Get them some tea or something! 1034 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,320 Thank you. 1035 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,200 Don’t worry, Vibhu. 1036 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,720 We’re safe now. - I know. 1037 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,560 You take care of the blockade. 1038 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,960 Looks like the back up’s here, right Inspector sir? 1039 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,760 - Oh god. - Yes, the back up. 1040 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,240 Oh god! 1041 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,160 Greetings bhaiya. Stay blessed. Are you okay? 1042 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,840 Are you okay? - Greetings Kranti bhaiya. 1043 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,000 The cop is working with them! 1044 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,000 Here they are. 1045 01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:57,840 Come on... 1046 01:06:59,320 --> 01:06:59,800 Sit... 1047 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,800 Brother, what is this behavior? 1048 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,800 Why were we brought here like this? 1049 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,400 Tell us... Tell us... Tell us! 1050 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,280 Hmm... 1051 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,760 Heard that Teeka and Tillu are your friends? 1052 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,320 Look, if those people took money from you and ran off, 1053 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,760 I'll repay you. 1054 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,640 Because... I have lots of money, okay? 1055 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,120 But let me go. 1056 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,320 Look, we really don’t know where those guys are. 1057 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,240 Really? 1058 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,760 Then I must introduce you to Gulabia. 1059 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,240 Gulabia...? 1060 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,680 Brother, where is this Gulabia? Call her. 1061 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,360 Gulabia... 1062 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:45,880 FIRE! 1063 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,560 Now tell me, friends... 1064 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,840 But if we don’t know anything, 1065 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,400 how can we recall anything? 1066 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,600 So, you won’t remember. 1067 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,240 Alright. Boys, apply the intoxicating perfume on them. 1068 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,720 But we don’t see any lady around, 1069 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,200 - worthy of such seductive scent! 1070 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,680 This intoxicating scent is not for a woman, 1071 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,920 We use it on our cows and buffaloes. 1072 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,320 When we spray it on them, 1073 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:25,760 Brother Zorawar gets, 1074 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,640 - aroused by the fragrance. And then... 1075 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,200 By the way, who is this Zorawar? 1076 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,040 Zorawar is the bull of our cattle shed. 1077 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,240 What do we do with them now, Bhaiya? 1078 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,520 Mamaji’s house is nearby. 1079 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,640 Let’s take them there first, then figure out the rest. 1080 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,840 Based on how many peels people throw, 1081 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:06,400 we can calculate how many fuel stations we can set up. 1082 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,040 BUAJI! BUAJI! BUAJI! 1083 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,120 Saxena ji! Stop the bike! 1084 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,400 Our Buaji is gone! 1085 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,319 Brother this is a sharp turn. Can’t take a U-turn! 1086 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,600 Work’s going on here. This is a trial run! 1087 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,080 Turn the bike! I like it! 1088 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,440 Maasab! Maasab! 1089 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,520 Maasab! 1090 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,280 Are you asleep? 1091 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,640 Hey. - Maasab... 1092 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,720 Shanti-Kranti... 1093 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,880 After so long! - Yeah... 1094 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,480 Pranaam! What?! 1095 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,880 What happened to your hair? 1096 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,320 Looks like a rat chewed on it! 1097 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,520 Maasab... 1098 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,400 Yes Maasab. These are the rats that did it. 1099 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,360 You bloody... 1100 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,800 How dare they?! 1101 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,200 Do you even know who they are? 1102 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,000 Motherf... MOMMY... Maasab! 1103 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,760 Maasab... What are you... You’re a teacher! 1104 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,600 Forgive me... 1105 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,920 I got a bit carried away. 1106 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,960 Show me their faces! 1107 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,240 Okay! 1108 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,760 Oh God! 1109 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,160 Mamaji! 1110 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,520 Angoori! 1111 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,600 Mamaji! - Daughter! 1112 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,760 What’s going on? - No Idea! 1113 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:29,960 : Cheers... 1114 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:38,800 Shanti... 1115 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,760 You know Angoori is my niece, right? 1116 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,200 Kids make mistakes... 1117 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,280 - then why? 1118 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,640 We’ve already forgiven them. 1119 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,760 We’re not punishing them, Maasab. 1120 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,600 No! Tell him Chhote. 1121 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,360 Bhaiya will marry your niece, and I’ll marry her neighbor. 1122 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,679 But... they’re both already married! 1123 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,280 And tomorrow they’ll be widows, Maasab 1124 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,520 What? - We’ll kill their husbands off. 1125 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,600 Relax. 1126 01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,119 And marrying a widow is a noble deed Masaab. 1127 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,360 Mother... - Masaab... 1128 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,080 You are master ji... 1129 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,000 I’m sorry. I got carried away. 1130 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,040 But son... - No ‘ifs’ and no ‘buts’ masterji. 1131 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,600 Start the preparations for the grand wedding. 1132 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,200 Bless us. Give away your daughters to us. 1133 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:37,320 If you don’t do it... We’ll give you away to the gods. 1134 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,720 Stay blessed. God bless you. All the best. 1135 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,160 We should have gotten the Banana girl with us. 1136 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:00,920 Tillu... 1137 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,480 Wait... 1138 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,000 That same familiar bad smell is back. 1139 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,520 Could it be...? Isn’t this from Inspector? 1140 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:11,839 IT’S HIM! 1141 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,600 Inspector... 1142 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,760 All hail Inspector! 1143 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,839 - Boys! - Greetings Inspector! 1144 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,399 What are you doing here with this idiot? 1145 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,440 Forget that, what are you doing here? 1146 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,720 Well... out of the blue, I got a call from a fair madam. 1147 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,760 Hmm? - Sounded like she was in trouble. 1148 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,440 I’m trying to find her. 1149 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,240 I went to the address she gave me, but there was nobody there... 1150 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,120 Of course not... - What? 1151 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,199 We saw her go this way. - She went this way?! 1152 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,080 Yes. This way! - Come on, fast then! Get in! 1153 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,200 - Come on fast! - Boys... 1154 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,879 What about my T-Rex? 1155 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,640 Your T-Rex? This bike folds? - Yes it does. 1156 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,240 Then fold it and shove it up your... 1157 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,760 Forget it, you nut! Get on! We’re getting late. 1158 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,040 - We have to find Vibhuti Seth. - All aboard? 1159 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:57,200 - Let’s go. - We’re already in deep trouble. 1160 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,840 Shoving T-rex up my... 1161 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600 I like it! 1162 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:15,840 Shanty... Shanti ji, look, what’s happened has happened. 1163 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,280 I regret what happened. I’m really very sorry. 1164 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,879 We can’t bear to see anyone in pain. So today... 1165 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,440 I’m going to free you both from your suffering. 1166 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,640 Thanks. 1167 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,640 But I’m not suffering at all! 1168 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,800 Not suffering?! You scoundrel! You're not in pain? 1169 01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,119 You bas*****! See the pain! 1170 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:40,160 You turned my bald head into a barbecue and played with embers! 1171 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,400 And you say you're not in pain?! 1172 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,600 No no! We’re in pain, great pain! Both of us. 1173 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,160 Please, don’t kill us! 1174 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,360 Who said anything about killing you? 1175 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,320 I won’t kill you. 1176 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,080 See? I told you, he won’t kill us! 1177 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,600 He’s a nice guy. 1178 01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,519 We’ll play a game between you two. 1179 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,120 Russian Roulette. 1180 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,680 Russian Roulette? 1181 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,079 Umm... What does that mean? Rule in Russian? 1182 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,640 You donkey! It means, 1183 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,440 This revolver has six slots. 1184 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,559 I’ve loaded only one bullet. 1185 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,600 You both will take turns firing at each other. 1186 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,080 One slot has death, the others... 1187 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,160 life... 1188 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,400 Anita ji, start! 1189 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,880 He’s coming. 1190 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,879 Anita ji, please don’t cry. 1191 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,680 Otherwise, people will say Anita was crying before the ‘marinate’. 1192 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,239 Angoori ji, it’s marriage, not marinate. 1193 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,880 You got it right. 1194 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,680 What happened? Why are you crying? 1195 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,840 What else can we do? 1196 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,440 You’re about to kill our husbands before our wedding. 1197 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,439 Why the rush to kill them, huh? 1198 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:04,280 What? 1199 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,800 I mean... 1200 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,920 - can’t you drill our husbands after the wedding? 1201 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,120 Angoori ji, not drill... they want to kill. 1202 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,600 You got it right! 1203 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,520 Hold it straight... 1204 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,240 Aim it at his skull. 1205 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,120 Shoot! 1206 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,920 Look... 1207 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,919 Look... he’s Bhabi ji’s husband. 1208 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,680 How can I shoot him? - Shoot! 1209 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,360 Bharbuti ji... 1210 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,960 Bhabi ji... 1211 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,240 What are you doing here? - Barbhuti ji... 1212 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,039 Laddu ke Bhaiya... he's gone off. 1213 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,920 Was he ever on? - Huh? What did you say? 1214 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,880 Continue. 1215 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,120 I can’t live such a colorless life anymore. 1216 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,800 Here’s sindoor. Fill my hairline. 1217 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,520 Okay. 1218 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,520 Sure. 1219 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,840 Bhabi ji... I’ll do it. 1220 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,560 Do it, baby. - Baby?! 1221 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,160 Alright... 1222 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,839 Bharbhuti ji.... Come here! - What? 1223 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:29,999 What are you doing? 1224 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,040 MOMMY! 1225 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,800 Shoot! - Sure. 1226 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,560 I’m sorry Tiwari ji... 1227 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:51,999 He survived! 1228 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,040 Now your turn. 1229 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,240 Give him the revolver. 1230 01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,640 Shoot. 1231 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,360 Tiwari ji, not in the eye, please. 1232 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,960 Dead body will look ugly. Try the temple or somewhere nicer. 1233 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,760 Tiwari ji... 1234 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,080 Bhabi ji, you? - Tiwari ji... 1235 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,840 Vibhu loved this lollipop a lot. 1236 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,160 But he’s not alive anymore. 1237 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,720 Will you suck it? 1238 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,080 Tasting a lollypop from your hand... 1239 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:41,280 Will send ripples of joy through every cell of my body! 1240 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,120 Bring it on! 1241 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,680 Yes Tiwari ji... 1242 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,480 He’s sucking your finger? 1243 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,400 He’s sucking your finger? - Why? 1244 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,639 I don’t know. He’s a sucker. 1245 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,359 Tiwari ji, you’re sucking her finger! 1246 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,320 Come here! 1247 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,480 Eeeee! 1248 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,240 Fire! 1249 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,600 Come on, shoot! 1250 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,000 MOMMY! 1251 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,440 KRANTI! 1252 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,640 Hey... Thanks... - Thank you. 1253 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,320 Brother, how do we find Buaji now? 1254 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,400 I could walk faster than this! 1255 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,040 Bloody idiot! A bloody half-dead dog can walk faster than this! 1256 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,639 Shame on you and your bike! 1257 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,600 Rip off two tyres and go die, you moron! 1258 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,440 Cheers. - Cheers. 1259 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,239 Bhaiya, I’ve called dancers tonight. 1260 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,160 Especially for you. - Oh no! 1261 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,520 Your would-be Bhabi is upstairs. No no no... 1262 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,800 Bhaiya, at least take a look! 1263 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:52,840 Oh God! 1264 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,039 Angoori... - Hmm? 1265 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,880 Why are your lips so stony? 1266 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,680 Because I’m a man. - A man! 1267 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,840 Hey... What... You... 1268 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,160 What are you...? 1269 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,400 Bhaiya... - You made a man kiss me! 1270 01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,280 Off you go! - Get lost. 1271 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,759 Tiwari ji... I’ve been shot in the butt. I can’t move it. 1272 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,799 At least you do it properly. 1273 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,919 How can I? My stomach’s already bloated. 1274 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,679 If I burp, he’ll stab me with scissors! 1275 01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,440 What a mess we’re in, Tiwari ji. 1276 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,480 It’s all because of you! 1277 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,199 Was it necessary to throw the coals? 1278 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,599 I didn’t throw! It jumped on its own. 1279 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,760 How does that even happen?! You’ve dragged me to hell. 1280 01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:57,639 Move! Move! Get out of here! 1281 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,080 He told me to! 1282 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,200 Bhaiya, come on! You get out! 1283 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,680 That’s called tit-for-tat, Chhote! 1284 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,440 Mama ji... 1285 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,120 Look... 1286 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,159 How they are forcing 1287 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,559 Laddoo ke Bhaiya and Barbhuti ji to dance! 1288 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,959 And in the morning, they’re planning to kill them! 1289 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:22,080 I don’t know what to do! 1290 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,920 Mama ji, if anything happens to Laddoo’s Bhaiya, 1291 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,039 I swear I’ll give up my life right here! 1292 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:29,680 No dear! 1293 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,080 Don’t say that. 1294 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,920 I understand your helplessness. 1295 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,240 But those mother... - Oh god! 1296 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:37,800 Sorry dear. 1297 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,240 I got carried away. 1298 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,960 Actually, I won’t be able to help you directly. 1299 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,680 But there is a way. 1300 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:47,999 If you take that path, something might happen. 1301 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,480 Mamaji, just tell us the way. We’ll do whatever it takes! 1302 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,280 Leave from here and head south. 1303 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,240 Just a short distance away is our ancestral temple. 1304 01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,600 There’s an ancient idol there. 1305 01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,880 Below that idol is a secret tunnel. 1306 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,200 You can escape through it. 1307 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,239 What’s happening here? 1308 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,799 - Shanti beta... - Yeah? 1309 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,479 I’ve spoken to both the girls. 1310 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:22,319 Oh yeah? 1311 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,279 I’ve found a solution. 1312 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,320 Even if you kill these two now... - Yeah... 1313 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,360 - they’ll still be married women. 1314 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:28,439 What? - No. 1315 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:29,400 So here’s a better plan... 1316 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,440 There’s an ancient temple just nearby. 1317 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,239 It’s from our ancestors' time. 1318 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,440 We’ll take these four there. 1319 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,400 Hmm. 1320 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,120 We’ll conduct a ritual there to severe all their marital ties. 1321 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,079 Once that's done, they’ll be free from their husbands. 1322 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,559 And then you two can marry them. I’ll also be guilt-free! 1323 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,320 Wow! Is that really possible? 1324 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:48,120 Of course it is! - No! 1325 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,000 No! I won’t leave my wife! 1326 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,079 She’s the love of my life! I won’t let her go! 1327 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,559 Mother... - Mother or Father... 1328 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,160 I won’t divorce her! 1329 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,200 Vibhu... Try to understand. Vibhu... 1330 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,200 It’s okay. - And pagli, I won’t leave you either. No matter what! 1331 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,159 Laddoo ke Bhaiya, try to understand... 1332 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,480 What’s there to understand?! I told you I won’t divorce you. 1333 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,040 Are you done?! Everyone done with their drama? 1334 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,480 Beat them up! 1335 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:13,760 Kranti... 1336 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,600 Tomorrow, you go to the temple— 1337 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:19,680 Finish all the rituals and end this marriage. 1338 01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,440 Yes Bhaiya. - Absolutely. 1339 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,000 Great! 1340 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,160 Kranti ji, stop. 1341 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:32,400 Stop right there. You can’t go any further. 1342 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,840 Why? - The thing is that temple tradition says that 1343 01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:40,119 - only people who have a ‘fartner’ can go beyond this point. 1344 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,040 Your ‘fartner’ is with you, right? 1345 01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,160 What did you say? - She means ‘partner’ man. 1346 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,599 You got it right! 1347 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:49,799 Kranti ji, for now he is my partner. 1348 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,280 You’re not yet, so please don’t come further. 1349 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,999 I’m not going up there with you! - Vibhu, come on! 1350 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,519 I’m not going up. Count me out. 1351 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,519 Laddoo ke Bhaiya... No. - Nope. Count me out. 1352 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,080 I’m also not coming. - Hey! 1353 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,559 - If not here, then up there! - Eee... 1354 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,239 Why are you being so stubborn? Let’s just go! 1355 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,680 Come on. Let’s go. - Let’s go ladies. 1356 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,279 Who said that? - The peacock. It was a peacock call. 1357 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,040 You said it right. 1358 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:18,720 Vibhu, hurry! 1359 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,240 Yes baby. I’m coming. 1360 01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:21,240 Come on. 1361 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,760 Come come. 1362 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,840 Vibhu, Tiwari ji, how are you two so dumb? 1363 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,759 W-w-what do you mean, Bhabhi ji? 1364 01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:36,239 I kept winking at you, over and over! And you didn’t get the signal at all! 1365 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,839 What are you saying, Bhabhi ji? 1366 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,960 This view... this signal... how did I miss it? 1367 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,599 But why were you winking at him? 1368 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,360 So you wouldn’t refuse to come to the temple! 1369 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,120 The thing is - Mamaji told us... 1370 01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:50,639 from beneath this temple, 1371 01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,160 runs a secret underwear . 1372 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,399 Bhabhi ji, he sells underwear and vests. 1373 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,600 You meant an ‘underground’ tunnel! 1374 01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,240 You got it right! 1375 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,520 Tiwari ji, move this thing. 1376 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,960 Move it! - Let’s go. Come on. 1377 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,840 We’re gonna be saved! 1378 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:12,960 Bhaiya? 1379 01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,760 Isn’t it getting a bit late? 1380 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,160 Oh god, it’s so dusty and hot! 1381 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:46,199 - Careful. - Careful Bhabi ji. 1382 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,040 Careful, Bhabhi ji! 1383 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,480 - Tiwari ji... - Tiwari ji come... 1384 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,840 Come out! 1385 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,400 Come quickly. 1386 01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,280 Oh god. 1387 01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:55,920 Come quickly. 1388 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:56,880 Let’s go. 1389 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:57,920 - Tiwari ji... - Yeah? 1390 01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,760 I think this is the opening. 1391 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:02,720 Let’s try to push it. 1392 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,040 Yes! This is the opening. But Tiwari ji... 1393 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,519 Tiwari ji, we need to be careful. There are two possible outcomes: 1394 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:15,760 - Yeah? - If the lid opens on the highway, 1395 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,519 you might get run over by a truck. 1396 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,919 Oh my god! - Oh my god! 1397 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,680 Second scenario, if it opens 1398 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,760 and someone’s sh***ing, and your mouth is open! 1399 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,279 So, please keep your mouth, shut! 1400 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,320 - Yes. - Oh my god! 1401 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:32,080 - Come on. Push. - Stop it. Just open it! 1402 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,520 Wait. 1403 01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:40,720 What happened bhaiya? 1404 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,839 - Oh my god! - Oh god! 1405 01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,960 We thought fate would shine bright... 1406 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,720 But who knew...? 1407 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,200 I swear... 1408 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,240 Open the eyes and... 1409 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,520 Fate will be ready - to bite! 1410 01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:16,920 Come out! 1411 01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,320 Come out! 1412 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,040 Angoori... - Yeah? 1413 01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,360 You took advantage of my trust. 1414 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:48,599 It’s just that, Shanti ji, I’m also feeling ‘green tea’. 1415 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,080 Bhabhiji, it’s guilty, guilty. - You got it right! 1416 01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,840 Bhaisaab take a seat. 1417 01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,960 Bhaisaab, just take a little it's very strong. 1418 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:08,759 You think this is a pleasure party? Some mujra going on here? 1419 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,840 Give me the pistol. 1420 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,519 There's only one punishment for betrayal... Death. 1421 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,919 Oh my god! 1422 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,599 Sh-Shanti ji, please, don’t do this to us! 1423 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:29,120 Shanti ji, we beg of you. Don’t make us widowers please. 1424 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,239 Please, it’s a humble request. It's not their fault! 1425 01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,599 Then whose fault was it? - Vibhuti ji’s! 1426 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:37,719 Tiwari ji?! - No no—I mean partially mine too. Both of us, a little. 1427 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,320 Look, we admit, it was our fault. Yes, our mistake. 1428 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,079 But Bhabhi ji is very innocent. - What? 1429 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:46,240 No no, I mean both our wives are innocent. 1430 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,599 They only found out about our 1431 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,080 escape plan after entering the temple. 1432 01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:52,159 Yes. 1433 01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:55,480 In fact, they pleaded with us not to betray you. 1434 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,559 But we are the ones who pushed them into the tunnel. 1435 01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,599 Is it the truth, 1436 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,480 or your chest is swelling with love, you traitor? 1437 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,919 No no, he’s telling the truth. Not an ounce of lie! 1438 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,920 Bhaiya, I also feel these women are really naive. 1439 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,479 It’s these two rascals who are the real players. 1440 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,880 Kranti! Don’t interrupt today, okay? 1441 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,640 This betrayal deserves punishment. 1442 01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,360 Okay. Alright. 1443 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,759 We admit our fault. 1444 01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,800 But we have a small request. 1445 01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:27,440 Please don’t lock me up in a dark cell. 1446 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,639 Because I have a fear of darkness. 1447 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:33,040 I’m... I’m claustrophobic. 1448 01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,599 - Yes. Please don’t hang me from a height. 1449 01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,639 Because I’m terrified of heights. Terrified! 1450 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,600 Yes. 1451 01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,599 And please don’t push me into water. 1452 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,760 I have a fear of drowning. 1453 01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,600 It’s called hydrophobia. 1454 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,279 No no, let’s do one thing. 1455 01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,159 We’ll give both of you a punishment menu card. 1456 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,199 He’s so understanding. 1457 01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,199 Scoundrels! 1458 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:56,559 We’ll lock both of you in a dark room. 1459 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,319 Until the marriage happens, 1460 01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,840 you won’t get a drop of water... 1461 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,039 or a single grain of food. 1462 01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,280 Only hungry and thirsty, Bhaiya? 1463 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,879 That’s a very easy punishment for them. 1464 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:08,399 Shut up, Kranti, shut up. 1465 01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:09,799 What did you go to the temple to do? 1466 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:10,999 What were you doing there? 1467 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,759 He must’ve gone to steal slippers, the idiot. 1468 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,320 What?! 1469 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,399 God bless you, son. Carry on. 1470 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,240 I’m proud of you. 1471 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,119 Didn’t expect this from you. 1472 01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:18,760 Sorry bhaisaab. 1473 01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,320 Angoori ji, listen listen! - Yes? 1474 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,120 I’ve got a fantastic idea. 1475 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,720 What is it? ‘Affair’ with me too? 1476 01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,880 Angoori ji, it’s not ‘affair’. It’s ‘share’. 1477 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,400 You got it right! What is it? 1478 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,600 Angoori ji, have you ever noticed, 1479 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,600 these brothers, Shanti and Kranti... 1480 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,720 there’s always a bit of a tiff between them. 1481 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,800 Yes, I’ve seen it. 1482 01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,240 Shanti ji scolded Kranti ji quite harshly. 1483 01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:47,360 Exactly! 1484 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,360 So what if... we pour a bit of oil... 1485 01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,799 into those sparks and light a proper fire? 1486 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,639 The whole problem could be solved. 1487 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,880 What do you say? - Yes! 1488 01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:00,999 Yes, the plan is good. 1489 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,560 But how will we do it, Anita ji? 1490 01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:05,520 What? - Angoori ji... Angoori ji... 1491 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,519 Hari om, hari om, hari om... 1492 01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:08,920 Mama ji you can not go in. 1493 01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,240 You dare stop me? 1494 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,600 Mother... - Maa saab... 1495 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,360 Master ji! 1496 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,200 What are you saying? 1497 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,200 Forgive me. I got a little... 1498 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:19,760 - carried away. 1499 01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,960 Son, my son-in-law is locked inside. 1500 01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,360 To fix his head in his last moments, 1501 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,080 - I want to bless him with some wisdom. 1502 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,080 What wisdom, Mamaji? 1503 01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:29,400 Leave it to me. 1504 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,920 You came with nothing child... 1505 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,720 What? - Wildfire is almost wild! 1506 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,040 Even a tall date palm is useless if no bird can perch... 1507 01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,080 Go ahead, Mamaji. - Yes yes. Go ahead. 1508 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:47,079 Tiwari ji, what are you doing?! Have some mercy. I’m lying in your lap! 1509 01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,200 What can I do, Bhabhuti ji? I’ve lost control... You... huh? 1510 01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:58,760 What’s going on, kids? 1511 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,279 What is this? Why are you cuddling so tightly? 1512 01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,600 You came empty-handed again, didn’t you? 1513 01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,199 We’re dying of hunger in here, and you brought nothing? 1514 01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,160 I did bring something. - What? 1515 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,360 Parathas and pickle! - Where?! Where?! 1516 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,080 Right here... mmm... Yes... 1517 01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,480 Hot parathas! 1518 01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,720 Catch! 1519 01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:24,560 And pickle too—wait— 1520 01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520 Eww! 1521 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,800 Seems like the packet burst. 1522 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,080 Pickle leaked into my underwear. 1523 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:38,120 Whole damn underwear is ruined. 1524 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,840 Anyway, take it. Enjoy. 1525 01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,600 Pickle and paratha. 1526 01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,240 What a psycho sadist Mama. 1527 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,760 Here! Eat. You were saying, 1528 01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,480 - "If there’s life, there’s hope." Now eat it! 1529 01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:53,960 Shanti ji... 1530 01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:55,759 Shanti ji... 1531 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:56,480 What? 1532 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:01,280 I brought you some water. 1533 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,040 You must be feeling hot in this heat. 1534 01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,919 Yeah. Wasn’t feeling hot before, 1535 01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:08,799 but now a little... 1536 01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:11,320 Give it to me. - Oh my god! 1537 01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,280 Can I say something? 1538 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,520 Go on. 1539 01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:21,200 See, now I’m going to be your wife. 1540 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:25,600 So it really upsets me when someone else ‘molests’ you. 1541 01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:31,439 What? 1542 01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:36,200 The way your brother insults you in front of everyone, 1543 01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:39,320 I really don’t like it. 1544 01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,400 When did Bhaisaab insult me? 1545 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,159 I mean, when you were talking, 1546 01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,039 he kept interrupting you, 1547 01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:47,400 making random comments... 1548 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,360 Don’t you even have the right 1549 01:34:49,480 --> 01:34:51,280 to make suggestions? 1550 01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:54,920 To ask questions? 1551 01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,360 You even told him not to, 1552 01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,640 and still he intercoursed 1553 01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:08,360 That’s what I’m in love with - your stupidity. 1554 01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:09,960 What did you say? 1555 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:16,040 It’s not intercoursed, it’s interfered! 1556 01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,880 You got it right! 1557 01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,240 Krantu... 1558 01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:40,120 Ahh... Oh wow... 1559 01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,919 Both of them are cuddled up asleep. 1560 01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,480 Looks like the pickle-paratha combo really hit the spot! 1561 01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:46,800 Mamaji... 1562 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,280 if you’ve brought food again, 1563 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,760 pulled from some ‘crotch’ pocket, 1564 01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,560 then I’m not interested. I don’t know about him. 1565 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,400 How many times will I bring food? 1566 01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,720 Aren’t your stomachs full? 1567 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,800 Well we did finish it, 1568 01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,160 but now we’re dying of thirst. 1569 01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,120 Yes yes, son. 1570 01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,640 I’ve brought water too. 1571 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,360 Where’s the bottle? I don’t see it. 1572 01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:11,200 Mother- - Mamaji... 1573 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,680 Sorry, sorry. I got carried away again. 1574 01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,600 I’ve used great intelligence to bring this water... 1575 01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:20,040 Yeah. 1576 01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,760 From ‘upper dam’! 1577 01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,040 Ahh... come, drink! Who wants to go first? 1578 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,160 Cheers. - Cheers, Bhaiya. 1579 01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:47,560 Chhote, today our father must be so happy, 1580 01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:49,200 watching from above. 1581 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:51,120 That... 1582 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,480 his sons and their future wives... 1583 01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:59,640 are out in the jungle having a picnic together... Right? 1584 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,240 Yes, Bhaiya. - Isn’t it right? 1585 01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,520 Finally... 1586 01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:09,159 it feels like we’ll finally get 1587 01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,800 to live a proper family life. 1588 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:11,560 Yes, Chhote. 1589 01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:13,680 Angoori ji... - Yeah? 1590 01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,919 The time has come. Time to pour fuel into the fire. 1591 01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,640 Let’s start. - Shall I begin? Is that okay? 1592 01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:23,679 Look, Anita ji, enough is enough! 1593 01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:26,159 I won’t hear another word against Shanti ji. 1594 01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,760 Your nonsense ends now. 1595 01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:31,440 Angoori ji, speak respectfully! You’re talking with such rudeness! 1596 01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,760 No manners at all. 1597 01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:33,640 What happened? 1598 01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:36,920 Look, Kranti ji. This is so insulting. 1599 01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,560 Angoori ji just said that - 1600 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,400 you’re your brother’s lackey, 1601 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:42,000 his little shadow, 1602 01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:43,800 a tail-wagger, 1603 01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,120 and even said you’re the fifth wheel of a car! 1604 01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:47,839 Oh really? 1605 01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:49,399 And you’re not going to tell 1606 01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:51,600 what you said about my Shanti ji? 1607 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,280 Of course you won’t! Let me tell you. 1608 01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,720 Shanti ji, do you know what she said? 1609 01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:57,040 What? 1610 01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:00,280 She said you’re very sly, cunning, 1611 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,800 a scoundrel, and that you take advantage of your younger brother. 1612 01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:07,240 And even called you... bald. Twice! 1613 01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:28,359 Tiwari ji your canon ball is headed towards to me! 1614 01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:29,480 Come on. Have some mercy! 1615 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,560 Bhabhi ji, look at these! One lehenga better than the next. 1616 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,880 Look at this color! 1617 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:36,200 And this one, it’s brand new in the market. Totally trending right now. 1618 01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:39,560 And this, this one has special zari work. 1619 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:41,080 Will suit you perfectly. 1620 01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:42,040 And you too. 1621 01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:44,160 I like this one, brother. 1622 01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,119 No no, I touched this one first! 1623 01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:47,760 No no, I like this one. 1624 01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:50,800 This purple color suits Bhabhi ji so well. 1625 01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:53,880 She looks very ho.. good in it. 1626 01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:55,800 Bhabhuti ji... - Yes? 1627 01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,440 My wife is getting married to someone else, 1628 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,520 and you’re helping her pick a lehenga? 1629 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,680 Look, Anita ji, 1630 01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,560 now your say doesn’t matter. 1631 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,920 You’ll have to get used to listening to me from now on. 1632 01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:08,680 WHY? 1633 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:12,520 Because I’m marrying the elder brother. 1634 01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:15,680 So technically, I’m now your Jethani. 1635 01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:17,600 That’s right. 1636 01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:18,840 She is the Jethani. 1637 01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,160 Here, take this. 1638 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,360 So what you’re saying is that, 1639 01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,399 - the younger brother and his bride, 1640 01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,800 deserve no respect? 1641 01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:29,520 No no! The younger one also deserve respect. 1642 01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:31,920 That’s true. Here, take this. 1643 01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:34,440 I’ll take this one. - No, I’ll take this one. 1644 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:38,079 I’ll take this one. - No, I’ll take this one. 1645 01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,000 I’ll take this one. 1646 01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:50,799 Oh my God! 1647 01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:53,520 Both fighting over one lehenga. 1648 01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,000 But the brotherly bond... 1649 01:39:56,280 --> 01:40:00,960 - will remain purer than glass. 1650 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:05,440 God bless you, son. Carry on. Love you too. 1651 01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:26,040 You didn’t do right by us, Bacchu ji. 1652 01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:29,199 The first time, Zorawar just kissed you. 1653 01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:29,880 What?! 1654 01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:31,560 The second time, 1655 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,640 he’ll cross all the limits of love! 1656 01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:39,840 So you better tell me, 1657 01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,280 where is my Bua ji? 1658 01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,760 Father... 1659 01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:47,760 Mummy told me you’re looking for Bua ji? 1660 01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:49,320 Why didn’t you ask me? 1661 01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:51,599 How would you know where Bua ji is? 1662 01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,520 I’ve put trackers on all our taxis. 1663 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,040 Even on Bua ji. 1664 01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,920 Want me to check her location on the phone? 1665 01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,600 Do it! Do it now! 1666 01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:00,760 Thank you, son...! 1667 01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,040 Roll them thinner, please. These are too thick. 1668 01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:44,519 The samosas won’t be crispy. 1669 01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,799 Yaar, my wife’s getting married and you’re worried about samosas? 1670 01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,520 So what?! Even my wife is getting married? 1671 01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:51,680 So... - Tiwari ji today, 1672 01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,560 I’ll die 14 times during this wedding. 14 times. 1673 01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:57,480 There are only 7 pheras. Why 14 deaths? 1674 01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:00,400 7 times when Annu takes the pheras... 1675 01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,800 And 7 times... 1676 01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:05,759 when Bhabhi ji takes hers. 1677 01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:09,040 Same! Same here. 1678 01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:10,280 Me too! 1679 01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:12,720 Stay strong. Let’s go. 1680 01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,440 Oh my God, Tiwari ji! 1681 01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,840 Look at the timing, 1682 01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:19,800 look at the place, look at the situation 1683 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,239 and you still won’t stop? 1684 01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,320 What can I do? I’ve totally lost control. 1685 01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:08,880 This wedding cannot happen. 1686 01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,560 Chhote, you’re not going to get married either. 1687 01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,760 What are you saying, Bhaiya? 1688 01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,920 Why can’t this wedding happen? 1689 01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:24,560 Because if this marriage happens, 1690 01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,640 seven lives will be destroyed together. 1691 01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:31,600 Seven? Who are the seven, Bhaiya? 1692 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:32,680 These two... 1693 01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:36,000 these women, aren’t happy with the wedding. 1694 01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:38,200 They love their husbands deeply. 1695 01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,680 And when they’re unhappy, 1696 01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,960 how will they keep us happy in marriage? So two of us... 1697 01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,720 Then those two of them, their husbands. 1698 01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,000 But Bhaiya, 1699 01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:54,320 that’s just six. Who’s the seventh? 1700 01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:55,040 That’s... 1701 01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:00,559 You’re questioning me? You’re doubting my math now? 1702 01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:02,040 No Bhaiya. 1703 01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:04,360 But I like her. 1704 01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:10,320 Liking someone is one-sided love, Chhote. 1705 01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:14,599 Marriage... marriage means joining the hearts. Not breaking. 1706 01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,479 It was me who’d lost his mind. 1707 01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:18,600 I thought of forcing a marriage. 1708 01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,399 What would we gain from forcing this wedding? 1709 01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:24,599 Just her body? Would you get her soul, Chhote? 1710 01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:25,480 Nope. 1711 01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:28,360 Bhaiya... 1712 01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,840 if you don’t marry her... 1713 01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,400 then who will marry you? 1714 01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,920 Someone will... 1715 01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:39,760 Someone who... 1716 01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,200 Someone who won’t need my hair. 1717 01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:47,680 Someone who’ll fall in love with the soul inside me. Not my hair. 1718 01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:50,759 And even if there isn’t. It’s okay. 1719 01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:51,960 I’ll stay single... 1720 01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:56,240 but I won’t be pitiful. No! 1721 01:46:56,480 --> 01:47:00,279 And I’m not building the Taj Mahal on anyone’s grave, Chhote. 1722 01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,040 No! Never! 1723 01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:05,640 God bless you son. - What? 1724 01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:10,720 Let’s go Chhote. 1725 01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:42,000 Sorry. 1726 01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,120 Listen, listen, listen! 1727 01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:19,320 I’m going to seek blessings from the Lord. 1728 01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,080 Going to thank Him. 1729 01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:22,840 Okay? See you all over drinks in the evening! 1730 01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:25,680 He is a two-face. 1731 01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,800 Hey, Vibhuti Bhaiya! - Hey, Tiwari Seth... 1732 01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:30,839 Teeka, Tillu! What are you doing here? 1733 01:48:30,840 --> 01:48:32,040 This Vibhuti seth... 1734 01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:34,760 kidnapped Bacchu Bhaiya’s bua ji. 1735 01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:37,240 and we had to come all the way here because of it. 1736 01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:38,880 Vibhu...? 1737 01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,280 What nonsense are you guys talking? 1738 01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:43,520 Why would I kidnap someone’s Bua ji? 1739 01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:45,359 If I’d kidnap someone, it would be Bhabhi! 1740 01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:46,879 I mean... your Bhabhi ji. 1741 01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:49,800 Who said Bacchu’s Bua ji is a woman? 1742 01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:51,240 Who said that? 1743 01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:55,280 We’re talking about the taxi you took from us. 1744 01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:58,600 Bacchu Bhaiya really loves that taxi. 1745 01:48:58,880 --> 01:48:59,920 Don’t what’ll happen now. 1746 01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:02,319 And you’ve smashed it to bits! We just saw it outside. 1747 01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:04,360 What’s your Bacchu Bhaiya gonna do to me, huh? 1748 01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:13,600 - Who’s this guy now? - BACCHU BHAIYA! 1749 01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:14,760 Great! 1750 01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:16,240 A brand-new headache. 1751 01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,840 What did you people do with Bua Ji? 1752 01:49:34,480 --> 01:49:36,560 - Bachhu ji... - I told you! 1753 01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,600 BACCHU BHAIYA... 1754 01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:43,119 Forgive us. 1755 01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:47,520 Bauji brought Bua Ji home on Bhai Dooj with such love. 1756 01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,240 He loves her dearly. 1757 01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,360 Even a scratch on her... 1758 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:57,320 and it would break him. 1759 01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:04,440 He can't see her like this. 1760 01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:06,599 He’s seen her. 1761 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,680 What? 1762 01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:19,679 Bauji... - I warned you! 1763 01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:23,359 I told you not to give my sister to these thugs. 1764 01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:26,960 But you still did it. - Bau ji... Bau ji... 1765 01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:32,360 I made a mistake. Forgive me, Bau ji. 1766 01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:36,800 There’s a nail stuck in her. 1767 01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:40,400 She must be in so much pain. 1768 01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:44,960 A nail in Bua Ji’s ear. 1769 01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:46,800 Bhabhi ji, you drove very roughly. 1770 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,079 What could I do? 1771 01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,440 Remove it... remove it! - Yes yes Bauji... 1772 01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:10,479 Done, father. I’ve removed it. 1773 01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:13,799 Done, father. 1774 01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,080 This nail. - Now she’s out of pain. 1775 01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,560 God she’s gone! 1776 01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:35,120 She’s gone. Your Bua is gone. 1777 01:51:36,680 --> 01:51:40,080 And this happened all because of you... 1778 01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:42,800 YOU WANT ME TO GET UP? 1779 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:49,520 No Bau ji... You can’t get up. 1780 01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:51,560 No Bau ji... 1781 01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:52,880 No Bau ji... 1782 01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:54,520 Bau ji... 1783 01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:55,760 No Bau ji... 1784 01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:58,280 Bau ji you can’t get up! 1785 01:51:58,760 --> 01:52:00,400 You can’t get up Bau ji! 1786 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:04,320 Because of all of you... 1787 01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:08,480 Bau ji has gone up forever! 1788 01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:10,680 I won’t spare anyone! 1789 01:52:12,080 --> 01:52:13,200 I WON’T SPARE ANYONE! 1790 01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:16,520 Bacchu Bhaiya, we're really sorry... 1791 01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:19,079 for what happened... 1792 01:52:19,080 --> 01:52:20,120 It was wrong. 1793 01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:22,280 Actually, your Bua Ji... 1794 01:52:22,320 --> 01:52:24,280 - she was a bit... F***... I mean, ‘used’... 1795 01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,840 I mean old and worn out... 1796 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:31,280 We only pray to the go that, 1797 01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:32,880 her soul rests in a better place. 1798 01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:35,800 Yes, Bacchu Ji... May she rest in two piece. 1799 01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:37,200 Eeee... 1800 01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,440 I would love to see you in two piece. - What did you say? 1801 01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,960 Bhabhi ji, two-piece means bikini. You meant to say "rest in peace." 1802 01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,400 You got it right! 1803 01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:45,359 No! 1804 01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:47,440 His soul will wander! 1805 01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:50,880 HIS SOUL WILL WANDER! 1806 01:52:57,960 --> 01:52:59,839 Oh god! What’s happening? 1807 01:52:59,840 --> 01:53:02,080 Bhabhi ji, something’s happening. 1808 01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:05,000 The lights are flickering. Something’s wrong... 1809 01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,160 Bhabhi ji, are you okay? 1810 01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:25,240 Are you okay Bhabi ji? 1811 01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:46,280 Bhabi ji this is getting a bit too obvious. 1812 01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,799 Even Laddoo ke bhaiya and Annu are here. 1813 01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:49,920 Some other time... 1814 01:53:52,440 --> 01:53:54,280 Please Bhabhi ji. Don’t. 1815 01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:58,000 It's quite embarrassing for me. But I’m loving it. 1816 01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:00,960 SHOULD I GET UP?! 1817 01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:02,800 What? 1818 01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:06,000 The old man is over there, 1819 01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,320 but the voice is here! 1820 01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:12,239 Looking at her lips, it seems father’s soul, 1821 01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:14,119 has entered Angoori Bhabhi maa. 1822 01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:15,440 I don’t like it! 1823 01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:24,200 Bau ji... 1824 01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:50,200 PAGLI... 1825 01:54:55,840 --> 01:54:56,600 OWWW! 1826 01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:00,640 What a lucky man, Vibhuti bhaiya! 1827 01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:01,480 Bhabhi ji... 1828 01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:05,760 you hit me with a fridge! 1829 01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:19,520 MUMMY! 1830 01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,799 Jack and Jill went up the hill 1831 01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:25,600 to fetch a pail of wa... 1832 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,560 Bau ji, what are you doing? 1833 01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:33,240 He has shaken the foundation of our entire lineage. 1834 01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,600 Vibhuti bhaiya, you're so lucky... getting to experience so much pain... 1835 01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:38,160 I wish I could feel it too. 1836 01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:40,120 Almost open wire. 1837 01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:45,520 I like it! 1838 01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:48,400 What are you doing, PAGLI?! 1839 01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:51,240 Control your hands! 1840 01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:54,000 Uncle, what are you making Bhabhi ji do? 1841 01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:57,360 She never held my hand before. And now she’s holding my... 1842 01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,320 What are you doing uncle? 1843 01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:08,160 But it’s okay, the body is still Bhabhi ji’s... Here... Go ahead... 1844 01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:12,680 Vibhu... Angoori ji let him go... 1845 01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:17,280 DO YOU WANT ME TO GET UP! - No no, please sit. I’m already up! 1846 01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,800 - Mummy... - Vibhu... 1847 01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:31,480 Angoori ji... 1848 01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:01,600 What’s going on?! 1849 01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:03,720 Something weird is happening. 1850 01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:14,120 Annu... 1851 01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,000 Now the old man has entered Annu too. 1852 01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:35,120 YOU WANT ME TO GET UP! 1853 01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,680 OWWW - WHOA! 1854 01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:46,799 What a jump! 1855 01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,240 I like it! 1856 01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:58,920 Uncle... 1857 01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,480 Uncle... 1858 01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,560 Don’t make Annu cross any limits. 1859 01:58:05,120 --> 01:58:07,120 Such a beautiful, 1860 01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:10,160 tender feeling... 1861 01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:14,720 I’ve never experienced before... 1862 01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:21,200 Eeee... 1863 01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:27,640 He’s not going to survive today. 1864 01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:38,920 I wish I got that body slam. 1865 01:58:41,440 --> 01:58:43,280 He’s gonna die for no reason. 1866 01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:02,480 From her lips, looks like father’s soul is now in the buffalo. 1867 01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:05,520 There goes Tillu. 1868 01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:08,560 There goes Teeka. 1869 01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:22,280 Bhaiya, I’ve I listened to you all my life. 1870 01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:27,040 But what you did today... was wrong. 1871 01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,920 You misused your position as the elder. 1872 01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:34,320 Because of you, my marriage also broke! 1873 01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:35,720 Chhote... 1874 01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,760 Didn’t you love Angoori too? 1875 01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:40,239 Those grapes turned out to be sour, Chhote. 1876 01:59:40,240 --> 01:59:42,080 But what about my grapes? 1877 01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:43,840 They weren’t sour! 1878 01:59:44,680 --> 01:59:45,920 You don’t care about me at all! 1879 01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:48,240 Bhaiya... 1880 01:59:49,040 --> 01:59:50,160 - please, just once. 1881 01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:52,640 Just once! 1882 02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:07,080 This guy again... 1883 02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:09,640 Even if Bau ji has forgiven you, 1884 02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,840 - even if he’s got his vengeance, 1885 02:00:14,760 --> 02:00:16,920 - I’m yet to have my vengeance! 1886 02:00:17,680 --> 02:00:19,840 I will have my vengeance! 1887 02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:22,360 Listen Bacchu Ji, 1888 02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:26,160 If you want to shoot someone, shoot me. 1889 02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:29,160 I was the one driving the car. Nobody else. 1890 02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:30,400 Okay. 1891 02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:31,920 Nooo! 1892 02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,200 How can you shoot such a beautiful woman? 1893 02:00:35,920 --> 02:00:37,520 Before killing Bhabhi Ji, 1894 02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:39,880 you'll have to go over my dead body. 1895 02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:41,799 Yeah... Yeah... 1896 02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:44,080 No! Vibhu, are you mad? 1897 02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,920 As long as I’m alive, you can't touch him. 1898 02:00:48,080 --> 02:00:50,840 If you want to kill, KILL ME! 1899 02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:53,640 STOP... STOP... NEVER! 1900 02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:55,560 If you want... Kill me... 1901 02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:58,719 O god, Tiwari ji! 1902 02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:01,080 Before him, you’re going to kill us! 1903 02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,200 Kill me... 1904 02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:04,400 No Laddoo ke Bhaiya... 1905 02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:07,480 Kill me Bacchu ji... 1906 02:01:07,680 --> 02:01:09,640 It all happened because of me. Shoot me...l 1907 02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,840 Let the rest go. Shoot me... 1908 02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:17,680 - Bhabhi maa... - ANGOORI... 1909 02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:55,440 Bhaiya... - Chhote... 1910 02:01:56,360 --> 02:01:57,680 Shanti ji, you have no idea, 1911 02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:01,200 what a huge favor you’ve done to me by saving Bhabhi Ji. 1912 02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:05,359 I mean a favour to us all. 1913 02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:08,800 Shanti Ji, why did you take cutlet for me? 1914 02:02:09,640 --> 02:02:11,559 Bhabhi Ji, he didn’t take a cutlet for you, 1915 02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:13,720 he took a bullet for you. - You got it right! 1916 02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:15,720 But why take a bullet for me? 1917 02:02:15,880 --> 02:02:17,800 It must be so painful. 1918 02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:18,800 Angoori Ji, 1919 02:02:21,160 --> 02:02:23,240 where there is love, there is pain. 1920 02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:26,600 Without pain, 1921 02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:30,280 love is noodles without the chow mein. 1922 02:02:30,520 --> 02:02:33,200 Wah Bhaiya, wah. - Haha! What a line! 1923 02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:37,480 Your poetry got deep right towards the end. 1924 02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:39,080 What do you mean "towards the end," Tiwari Ji? 1925 02:02:39,280 --> 02:02:41,920 He’s been shot, he’s going to the hospital. Nowhere else! 1926 02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:44,680 No one is going anywhere. 1927 02:02:46,120 --> 02:02:47,600 You all will go to hell. 1928 02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:51,120 Sorry. It’s empty. 1929 02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:54,640 Your bullet is already inside me. 1930 02:02:54,960 --> 02:02:56,999 Bhaiya... Too much violence in the world You fool... 1931 02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,080 Now get ready to die! 1932 02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,080 O brother, stop! Stop! Stop! 1933 02:03:02,200 --> 02:03:05,800 There’s no need for violence. I’ve never liked violence. 1934 02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:10,359 Don’t take law in your hands. I’m Inspector Happu Singh. 1935 02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:13,240 Be a cop in your house. 1936 02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:16,600 Because of these people, my father died. 1937 02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:18,160 They must all die! 1938 02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:20,840 No no, listen! Calm down and listen to me. 1939 02:03:21,160 --> 02:03:24,040 Let’s sit and have a healthy discussion. 1940 02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:26,600 Let me at least say hello to the old man, brother. 1941 02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:29,959 Hello old man! Oh brother... 1942 02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,080 Oh it’s all broken! 1943 02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:49,679 Oh Bau ji has awoken! 1944 02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:53,000 WE ARE FREE! 1945 02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:11,320 Brother... 1946 02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:15,040 I wanted to ask something. 1947 02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:20,320 The woman you shot me for... 1948 02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:23,560 and you took bullet as well for her 1949 02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:26,000 was she your sister? 1950 02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,960 They both are the love of our lives. 1951 02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:33,960 Then why did it feel weird? 1952 02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:37,680 Both husbands ignored their wives, 1953 02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:40,680 and were more into their Bhabhis. 1954 02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:46,240 That’s how the world works. 1955 02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,320 Every man... 1956 02:04:50,080 --> 02:04:53,680 is a crazy puppy behind the Bhabhi. 1957 02:04:55,480 --> 02:04:56,999 Bhabi ji... - Yeah? 1958 02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,480 Are you okay? 1959 02:04:58,600 --> 02:05:00,880 I’m alright Bharbhuti ji. How are you? 1960 02:05:01,200 --> 02:05:03,520 Bhabi ji, we all got saved because of you. 1961 02:05:04,520 --> 02:05:05,399 What did you say? 1962 02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:07,919 Let it be Bhabi ji. Wish you all the very best. 1963 02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:09,760 You too Bharbhuti ji... 1964 02:05:11,520 --> 02:05:13,480 Bhabi ji you are not hurt right? 1965 02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:16,239 No Tiwari ji. I’m absolutely fine. 1966 02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:18,160 You didn't get beaten up a lot, did you? 1967 02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:19,080 Not at all. 1968 02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,040 I’ll endure everything. 1969 02:05:21,320 --> 02:05:23,160 For you. - My hero! 1970 02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:48,840 Our special agents, Salim and Kalim, have completed their plastic surgery. 1971 02:05:49,680 --> 02:05:52,400 Now no one can stop us from destroying India. 1972 02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:54,040 Yes sir. 1973 02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:57,720 Send Salim and Kalim in.